Here, have a sickening metaphor for new beginnings.
Oh you want a jetty in the mix so you can cast off into the metaphor? Ugh okay.
Now you want an actual human element you can project onto? Jeez fine have it all.
Why don't you have a square crop while you're at it.
See that? That's you right there, anointed with light and centre of everything. Good frickin' morning you lovely animals.
